Why was it a big deal? Because for the first time, a General could watch a war in real-time from 5,000 miles away, like a very violent episode of The Real World.
Part of the 35 Military Jokes: The 2000 “New Millennium & Old Problems” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.
The stars are aligned for this joke.
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
This is the future of humor!