1999 Archive: The Runaway Bride

My wife said she relates to Julia Roberts. I reminded her we’ve been married for five years. She said, “It’s a metaphor, Greg.”

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@WebSurfer_X02/15/2005 04:56Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Harry_Potter_Hermione08/23/2001 09:15It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SA! Hilarious!

@Winamp_Playlist11/16/1996 18:21Shuffling... and this joke came up first!

@Pirate_Bay_9905/05/2001 13:40Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Fargo_Marge08/19/2015 08:47Oh yah, that’s a good one, dontcha know.

@Protoss_Pylon08/15/1998 17:10You must construct additional laughs!

@Cloud_Computing07/05/1998 06:31Storing my laughs in the cloud.