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2002 Legacy: The “Cleanin’ Out My Closet”

 Eminem is apologizing to his mom again. It’s becoming a yearly tradition.

Part of the 76 Observational One-Liners: The 2002 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Discman_Skipper11/17/2014 10:23Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter08/16/1995 08:32My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Seinfeld_Fan_Club04/04/2008 19:28A joke about nothing? Love it!
@Snatch_Mickey08/02/1995 06:47Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Digimon_Tamer03/14/2007 22:52My joke just digivolved into a better one!
@AllYourBase_9908/07/2010 18:07All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Scumbag_Steve_X02/28/2001 05:27Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.
@Reddit_Original01/15/2013 19:39The front page of the internet... in 1999!

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