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2000 Vintage: The Survivor Date

 A guy takes a girl on a first date to a deserted park. She asks, “Is this romantic?” He says, “No, it’s a trial. If you can start a fire and catch a rat in 20 minutes, I’ll consider giving you a hidden immunity idol.”

Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Winamp_Skin_Maker09/14/1999 10:30Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Beavis_Butthead05/23/2013 18:26Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
@Numa_Numa_Guy11/05/2002 22:51Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@Harambe_Memories08/07/1997 23:11Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@HotBot_User08/16/2009 07:58Searching for "humor"... HotBot never fails.
@Slow_Clap_Guy03/25/2001 16:12...Clap... Clap... Clap. Bravo!
@Hashtag_Master07/08/1999 13:35#funny #joke #retro #90s
@Viewer_Number_108/25/2010 15:31First! And it’s funny!

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