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2008 Vintage: The Ryder Cup 2008

Why was Paul Azinger a genius? Because he used “pods” to help the Americans finally beat Europe, proving that golfers need teammates even if they don’t like talking to them.

Part of the 52 Sports Jokes: The 2008 “Year of the Lightning Bolt” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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