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2018 Archive: The Screen Time Update

 Why was the boss so quiet? Apple added “Screen Time” to his phone, and he realized he spent 40 hours a week on Candy Crush instead of the Q2 goals.

Part of the 71 Office Groaners: The 2018 “GDPR & Fortnite” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Work/Office Joke Archive (1995-2025)

77 Office Groaners: The 1999 "End of the World" Edition
Welcome to 1999 – the year of the Y2K Panic, the debut of&nb...read more »
The Professional Procrastinator
Mastering the art of looking busy while doing absolutely nothing....read more »
The Monday Morning Aura
The specific energy brought to the office after a short weekend.I...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Brain-Computer Interface (BCI)
 Why was the accountant staring at a wall? He got the "Neural-Lin...read more »
2025 Archive: The Kindle "Colorsoft" (Year 2)
 Why is the boss still staring at it? He’s finally reading his "I...read more »
The Budget Meeting
Numbers, charts, and the sudden disappearance of free snacks.Our ...read more »
83 Office Groaners: The 2010 "iPad & Inception" Edition
Welcome to 2010 – the year we entered a new decade and Steve Jobs...read more »
2025 Classic: The Google "Lens" (Year 8)
 Why was the manager pointing his phone at a human? He wanted the...read more »
2025 Classic: The Dropbox "Showcase" (Year 8)
 Why was the intern happy? He made a "Visual Legacy" of his 2025 ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The GTA VI Sick Day
 Why was the entire office "working from home" on a Tuesday? Beca...read more »

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2025 Classic: The Spreadsheet Goal
 Why was the chart "Sentient"? Because it looked at the numbers a...read more »
The Office Coffee
The dark liquid that keeps the corporate machine grinding.The off...read more »
2025 Legacy: The AI-Generated Farewell
 Why did the manager cross the road? Because the AI "Agent" told ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Microsoft Teams "Reality" Filter
 Why does the boss look like a Greek god? Because the AI "enhance...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Neighbor10/08/1998 12:29Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Doom_Marines01/12/2002 09:39Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Simpson_Quotes02/16/1998 09:06D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@MP3_Encoder03/28/2008 21:23128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Dexter_Lab_Fan07/10/2011 20:09Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
@Harambe_Memories12/30/2012 14:01Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
@Bebo_Lover_0512/15/2010 05:44Luv this! Sharing with my luvs!
@Rocket_Jumper07/26/2000 08:49This humor took me to new heights!
@Happy_Tree_Fans09/26/2012 15:51So cute, yet so funny! LOL!
@Charlie_Unicorn08/19/2001 05:59We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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