2022 Archive: The “Nuclear” Saber Rattling

Why 2022? To prove that when you’re losing a “Special Operation,” the only thing left to do is talk about your “Big Red Button.”

🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why the "Orange Glow"? To make sure the "Impact" looks as terrify...read more »

In 2020, the military realized that you can have the most advance...read more »

Why? Because in 2024, you aren't "Combat Ready" unless your finge...read more »

Why the laser-links? To make sure that "Lag" is the only enemy we...read more »

Why were pilots over Poland confused in 2024? Because Russia’s "E...read more »

Why the drone operators' strike? Because "Remote Warfare" is star...read more »

In 1997, the military world was obsessed with "Information Superi...read more »

Why was it the "Year of the Jam"? Because between GPS, Drones, an...read more »

Why did the Russian Early Warning planes start retiring early in ...read more »

Why did the Pentagon start using "Project Maven"? To prove that a...read more »

In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »

Why did it change to "Strategic Endurance"? Because "Winning" is ...read more »

Why the "Pew-Pew" sounds? Because the Air Force realized that if ...read more »

Why did the guard fail the scan? Because the "Infiltrator" used a...read more »

@Beanie_Baby_Collector08/10/2002 06:31This joke will be worth a fortune in 20 years!

@Titanic_Survivor04/29/2009 15:19I’ll never let go... of this joke.

@X-Gen_Mark05/07/2003 18:45This is exactly the kind of humor we needed in the 90s.

@Y2K_Bug_Hunter11/02/1999 12:14The only bug I found today was a laughing bug!

@Bill_The_Pai_Mei12/24/2013 08:53You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.

@Ferris_Bueller10/27/2013 13:17Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.

@Retweet_King01/13/2007 07:42RT if you think this is funny!