What did the…
What did the blonde say when she saw the “No Parking” sign? “They must not want me here.”
What do you call a cow…
What do you call a cow that plays an instrument? Answer: A moo-sician!
2025 Classic: The Metaverse Fashion
Why did the blonde wear a neon-pink digital suit to a real-life wedding? She forgot she had her “Avatar Skin” turned on in her glasses.… Read More »2025 Classic: The Metaverse Fashion
2025 Legacy: The Coffee Maker
Why was the coffee maker so proud? It was “connected” to the cloud. Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Coffee Maker
2025 Legacy: The Robot Maid
Why was the room so tidy? Because the maid is a swarm of 500 micro-bots that cleaned the carpet while the guest was sleeping. Part… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Robot Maid
2024 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
I’ve been here so long that the ‘New’ miracle supplement is already ‘Obsolete’. Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking”… Read More »2024 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2
2024 Archive: Best Dance/Electronic Album
Why Actual Life 3? Because Fred again.. proved that your iPhone voice memos can actually win a Grammy. Part of the 38 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2024 Archive: Best Dance/Electronic Album
2024 Vintage: The Snapchat Face Filter Flex
Spending all of lunch hour trying to capture the perfect, filtered photo of your school pizza slice just to send it to your friend group… Read More »2024 Vintage: The Snapchat Face Filter Flex
2022 Classic: The Artane/Pink Sauce
“I’m trying the mystery sauce from TikTok!” “If you get food poisoning, don’t ask me for sympathy. The internet is not a chef.” Part of the… Read More »2022 Classic: The Artane/Pink Sauce
2022 Classic: The Launch of DALL-E 2
Why was there an astronaut riding a horse in space? Because we realized that if we could type it, an AI could draw it—usually with… Read More »2022 Classic: The Launch of DALL-E 2