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2024 Classic: The Pharmacy Wait 2

I’ve been here so long that the ‘New’ miracle supplement is already ‘Obsolete’.

Part of the 54 Doctor Jokes: The 2024 “Spatial Computing & Bio-Hacking” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

69 Doctor Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Telemedicine” Edition
In 2016, the medical world faced a new epidemic: "augmented reali...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Stethoscope
"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Robot Nurse
"Are you in pain?" "Yes." "I’m sorry, I’m not programmed for 'Emp...read more »
The Co-Pay Surprise
Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »
2025 Archive: The Pharmacist
"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »
The Broken Leg
A painful lesson in following the doctor's orders."Doctor, will I...read more »
2025 Classic: The Insurance
I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »
The Sleep Study
Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »
68 Doctor Jokes: The 2006 “Twitter Launch & Wii-hab” Edition
In 2006, psychiatry faced a new challenge: the world started shri...read more »
2025 Classic: The Referral
He sent me to a specialist who only takes appointments via 'Neura...read more »

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I asked the AI for a cure for the flu. It told me to 'Turn myself...read more »
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
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The Skeleton Health
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@QuickTime_Viewer09/21/2006 08:22Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@SpiderMan_Peter02/08/1996 20:06My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
@Bill_The_Pai_Mei07/20/2004 22:59You must learn the five-point-palm-exploding-laugh technique.
@Chocolate_Rain04/06/1997 20:56I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.
@Frame_Set_Wizard07/19/2015 06:38I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Leet_Speaker_7710/29/2004 08:437h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

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