2021 Archive: The Annie
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Annie. / Annie who? / Annie body home? Part of the 38 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2021 Squid &… Read More »2021 Archive: The Annie
2020 Archive: The Heart 2
“Your heart rate is 140.” “I just saw someone cough without a mask!” Part of the 73 Doctor Jokes: The 2020 “Global Pandemic & Zoom… Read More »2020 Archive: The Heart 2
2020 Legacy: The “Dynamite” BTS
K-Pop has officially conquered the universe. 2020 sounds like disco-pop and high-energy choreography. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically… Read More »2020 Legacy: The “Dynamite” BTS
2019 Vintage: The Margarita
“Saltier than a fan who hated the ending of Rise of Skywalker.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Joker” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Margarita
2019 Vintage: The Driveway Radar Patrol
Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Driveway Radar Patrol
2018 Classic: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with joy after a headshot. Part of the 126 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Snap & Battle Royale Edition (2018) archive. Historically Verified
2018 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Jennifer Lopez for Second Act? For proving that her film career is basically a series of nice outfits in search of a script. Part of… Read More »2018 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
2018 Legacy: The Knee
“It hurts when I jump.” “Stop trying to do the ‘Orange Justice’ in the shower.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Knee
2018 Legacy: The “High Hopes” Panic!
I spent the whole year having high hopes for a living. Mostly just hoping my phone battery lasts until 5 PM. Part of the 75… Read More »2018 Legacy: The “High Hopes” Panic!
2017 Legacy: The Sun
I’m “shining” on the matte screen. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified