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🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2011, you couldn't escape the "Hipster" takeover. Bars started...read more »

In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »

The tap only works if your fingerprint proves you've had at leas...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »

In 2018, the bar was a place where "Flossing" wasn't about dental...read more »

When your name precedes your reputation.A grasshopper walks into ...read more »

In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »

A guy walks in wearing contact lenses that project a tropical be...read more »

Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

Two guys walk in, one in red, one in yellow. They spend the whol...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

@Fight_Club_Tyler06/19/2006 07:52The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!

@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril11/25/2007 09:13He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!

@Lord_Of_Rings_Gimli05/07/2007 04:10That still only counts as one laugh!

@Bill_Ted_Excell11/22/2009 09:22Be excellent to each other! And party on, dudes!

@Not_Bad_Obama08/05/2015 03:23Not bad. Not bad at all.