2007 Legacy: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching Transformers!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Shore. / Shore who? / Shore hope ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

In 2024, we were all "working late 'cause we're singers" and navi...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theod...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

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Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Hugo. / Hugo who? / Hugo your way...read more »

In 2002, our world was caught in a web of excitement. From the fi...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce...read more »

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@Winamp_Skin_Maker12/08/1995 15:45Llama approved! This joke really whips!

@Cyber_Security_X05/25/1995 21:00Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@One_Does_Not_S07/09/1995 12:27One does not simply read one joke.

@Animated_Mail_G07/23/2003 08:04The spinning envelope told me to come here.

@Blogger_Default03/27/2010 02:04Posted on my blog: "Why this site is awesome".

@Tuenti_Specialist03/22/2003 18:41A classic from the Spanish web too!

@Arthas_Fan_0203/12/2010 19:11Succeeding you, father... in laughing!

@Salad_Fingers_F01/18/2001 02:01I like it when the jokes are... rusty.

@Forever_Alone_X04/19/2006 20:24At least I have my jokes to keep me company.