2017 Archive: The Surgeon 2
“I’m using a 4D-printed stent.” “What’s the 4th dimension?” “Your debt over time.” Part of the 53 Doctor Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinners & AI… Read More »2017 Archive: The Surgeon 2
2017 Legacy: The Sun
I’m “shining” on the matte screen. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Classic: The 2016 Uber Eats Boom
I’m now paying someone to bring me a single taco from a place two blocks away. Part of the 79 Observational One-Liners: The 2016 Reality… Read More »2016 Classic: The 2016 Uber Eats Boom
2016 Legacy: The Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup
Why was Sidney Crosby the MVP? Because he led a team of “speed and skill” to another title, proving the NHL is a young man’s… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Pittsburgh Penguins Stanley Cup
2016 Legacy: The Sangria
“Because sometimes you just need to eat your wine.” Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Archive: The Dress Mystery
Why did the dad buy a white and gold shirt in 2015? Because his wife told him it was blue and black. Part of the… Read More »2015 Archive: The Dress Mystery
2015 Legacy: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet… Read More »2015 Legacy: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
2015 Archive: The Tomorrowland
I told her the future is bright. She said, “The future is dark because you forgot to pay the electric bill.” Part of the 64… Read More »2015 Archive: The Tomorrowland
2014 Classic: The Little Cloud
Why was the cloud so happy? It was “mist” in love. Part of the 46 Original Dad Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2014 Classic: The Little Cloud
2014 Legacy: The Canoe
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Canoe. / Canoe who? / Canoe help me with this? Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Canoe