Why did the dad buy a white and gold shirt in 2015? Because his wife told him it was blue and black.
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🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why don't eggs go to parties?
They don’t want to get beaten.read more »
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer?
He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
Why was the math teacher suspicious of prime numbers?
They were acting odd.read more »
Dad: Is anyone here capable of...
Dad: Is anyone here capable of putting their shoes on in a timely...read more »
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands.read more »
53 Original Dad Jokes: The 2009 "Cloudy" Edition
In 2009, the world was changing. While everyone was busy creating...read more »
43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 "Old Town Road" Edition
In 2019, the world was taking its horse to the "Old Town Road" un...read more »
52 Original Dad Jokes: The 2008 "Superpower" Edition
In 2008, the world was going "super." While everyone was busy wat...read more »
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.read more »
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.read more »
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In 2022, we felt the need for speed—and for a good five-letter wo...read more »
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she will let it go.read more »
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.read more »
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