“I’m trying the mystery sauce from TikTok!” “If you get food poisoning, don’t ask me for sympathy. The internet is not a chef.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Knives Out 3
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53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
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2025 Classic: The Snow White Controversy
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"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
The Nap Strategy
Resting her eyes for "just five minutes" that last an hour.My mom...read more »
The Wine Tasting
Learning to appreciate the finer things... and the buzz.I went to...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
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52 Adult Jokes: The 1995 “Fax-Lore & Smoking Room” Edition
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2025 Legacy: The Minecraft Movie Regret
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Heh heh... heh heh... that was cool.
If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
I’m not saying it’s aliens... but it’s aliens.
mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.