Standing on the edge of the manicured front lawn at 4:00 PM sharp, holding a clipboard to track the license plates of any delivery truck moving faster than ten miles per hour.
Part of the 35 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars, Smart Doorbell Scare & 10-Year Challenge” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
I looked up "funny" and it showed me this page.
That was intense... and funny!
Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
We are riders! On a mission to laugh!
Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!