Why did the lawyer represent Wonder Woman? To sue the Lasso of Truth for “unauthorized extraction of self-incriminating statements without a Miranda warning.”
Part of the 51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Battle Royales” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2024 “Deepfake Elections & Spatial Billing” Edition
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51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch & HR Nightmares” Edition
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"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
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A rare sighting in the legal wild, documented for your entertainm...read more »
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He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Reminds me of the good old days on the local board.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).
Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
I saw that laugh coming from across the map.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!