“I want to be like Tiger Woods.” “A champion golfer?” “No, I just want people to stop talking when I’m trying to focus on my beer.”
Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2000 “New Dawn & Hanging Chads” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
2025 Classic: The Beyond the Spider-Verse Wait
"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2021 “NFTs & Red Light, Green Light” Edition
In 2021, adult humor was about the absurdity of value. We spent t...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
The Yoga Class
Finding inner peace while staring at a wall.I joined an "Advanced...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Dance
"I’m doing the new dance!" "You look like you’re trying to shake...read more »
The Bar Encounter
A classic setup with a punchline that hits home.A beautiful woman...read more »
The Speeding Ticket Excuse
Trying to talk your way out of a fine with a very risky story.Off...read more »
Q: What do you say when...
Q: What do you say when your favorite smoke shop is replaced by a...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I came here to kick ass and read jokes... and I’m all out of gum.
I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
The history of humor in one post.
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