2023 Vintage: The Alpine
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Alpine. / Alpine who? / Alpine for you! Part of the 41 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2023 Barbenheimer Edition… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Alpine
2023 Classic: The “Prada” Cassö & Raye
D-Block Europe is on this too. 2023 is 50% high-energy UK dance-rap. Part of the 67 Observational One-Liners: The 2023 Barbenheimer Burn archive. Historically Verified
2022 Classic: House of the Dragon
Why were we back in Westeros? Because in 2022, we realized we missed blonde families fighting over dragons and that “Negroni Sbagliato with Prosecco in… Read More »2022 Classic: House of the Dragon
2022 Legacy: The Bullet Train Action
Why was the 4th so “High-Speed”? Because Brad Pitt made “being unlucky” look like a masterclass in comedic timing. Part of the 36 Fourth of… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Bullet Train Action
2022 Legacy: The Monitor
Why did the blonde put sunglasses on her monitor? She said the “Windows” were too bright today. Part of the 53 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Monitor
2021 Classic: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal” (Year 10)
Why did the intern give $25? Because he realized Wikipedia had been his only co-worker for a decade. Part of the 75 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2021 Classic: The Wikipedia “Personal Appeal” (Year 10)
2020 Classic: The 2020 Binley Mega Chippy (Wait, that’s later)
My brain is a soup of viral trends. Part of the 82 Observational One-Liners: The 2020 Great Pause archive. Historically Verified
2019 Classic: The Spider
I’m “weaving” through the Spider-Verse. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
2019 Vintage: The Captain America (Endgame)
“No, I don’t think I will… change the bulb. I’m retired.” Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000”… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Captain America (Endgame)
2018 Classic: The Surgeon’s Fee 2
He asked for my ‘Limited Edition’ console as a down payment. Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances & TikTok Birth” Edition… Read More »2018 Classic: The Surgeon’s Fee 2