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2019 Vintage: The Captain America (Endgame)

 “No, I don’t think I will… change the bulb. I’m retired.”

Part of the 54 Light Bulb Jokes: 2019 – The “I Love You 3000” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9703/08/1995 05:15Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@Geocities_Neighbor07/28/2006 21:57Visit my site for more! This joke is gold.
@Linux_Distro_Fan09/29/2004 06:53Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
@Simpson_Quotes08/02/2009 13:38D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Legally_Blonde_Paulette05/19/2014 21:48I’m taking the dog, dumbass! And the joke!
@Browser_War_V10/05/2014 01:09Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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