2022 Legacy: The Bullet Train Action

Why was the 4th so “High-Speed”? Because Brad Pitt made “being unlucky” look like a masterclass in comedic timing.

🔥 Top 10: The Fourth of July Joke Archive: 1995–2025

My uncle was drunk on the Fourth of July and decided to give the ...read more »

Why did the parade last 3 seconds? Because they put the floats on...read more »

Why were we watching the clouds? Because Glenn Powell made storm-...read more »

In 2000, Independence Day was a victory lap. We survived the "Mil...read more »

Thailand: Why was the 4th so "Elite"? Because the new season made...read more »

Why was everyone line-dancing? Because the TikTok trend made us a...read more »

In 2017, Independence Day was a "Tactile Experience." We were all...read more »

Why was the BBQ so "Yellow and Red"? Because the movie was coming...read more »

Why were there so many gothic teenagers in 100-degree heat? Becau...read more »

Why were the Dads acting "Imperial"? Because Paul Mescal was abou...read more »

Why did the Dad jump over the bonfire? Because Ryan Gosling made ...read more »

Why was the 2023 BBQ so divided? Because half the guests arrived ...read more »

Chapter 4: Why was the BBQ 3 hours long? Because the movie set th...read more »

In 2002, Independence Day was a mix of classic American pride and...read more »

@AltaVista_Pro05/12/2012 21:21Best result I ever found on a search engine.

@X-Files_Spooky11/20/2008 14:36I want to believe... that everyone finds this funny.

@Mainframe_Manny04/30/2012 07:43Old school processing, new school laughs.

@Blink_182_Mark07/02/2000 16:01What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@Beavis_Cornholio12/30/2000 01:35I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!

@Space_Jam_Lola09/16/1995 13:48Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".

@Scumbag_Steve_X04/07/1999 14:02Borrows your computer, leaves the joke window open.

@LonelyGirl15_F11/25/2015 20:34Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!