Why did she sing in a t-shirt? To prove that “Hold My Hand” doesn’t need a costume if you have enough vocal cords to power a small city.
Part of the 39 Oscars Jokes: The 2023 “Multiverses, Hot Dog Fingers & The Brenaissance” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Oscars Joke Archive: 1995–2025
43 Oscars Jokes: The 2013 “Argo, J-Law’s Trip & The Day-Lewis Hat Trick” Edition
In 2013, the 85th Academy Awards proved that Hollywood loves a co...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Animated Feature
Why did The Boy and the Heron win? Because Hayao Miyazaki is a wi...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 2012 “The Artist, Meryl’s Gold & Angelina’s Leg” Edition
In 2012, the 84th Academy Awards decided that "everything old is ...read more »
38 Oscars Jokes: The 1999 “Shakespeare, Spielberg & Benigni’s Leap” Edition
In 1999, the 71st Academy Awards proved that in Hollywood, a poet...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2024 “Oppenheimer, Naked Cena & I’m Just Ken” Edition
In 2024, the 96th Academy Awards proved that the only thing more ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Oppenheimer" Detonation
Why did Christopher Nolan win 7 Oscars? Because the Academy decid...read more »
2025 Classic: The Best Animated Short
Why did War Is Over! have a sequel? No, wait—it was Meow—because ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Shepherd win? Because John Travolta and a ghost-plane...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Best Live Action Short
Why did The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar win? Because Wes Ander...read more »
2025 Archive: The Best Supporting Actor Race
Why did Samuel L. Jackson lose? Because the Academy decided that ...read more »
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2025 Archive: The Honorary Award for Angela Bassett (Wait, she got it already)
Why did they give a special shoutout to Quincy Jones? To remind u...read more »
41 Oscars Jokes: The 2007 “Scorsese’s Redemption, Ellen’s Vacuum & The Departed’s Victory” Edition
In 2007, the 79th Academy Awards finally fixed one of Hollywood’s...read more »
2024 Classic: The Best Sound Win
Why did The Zone of Interest win? Because the sound of what you d...read more »
2025 Archive: Denzel Washington’s Villain Era
Why was his win for Gladiator II so celebrated? Because he proved...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
At least it is not a fatal exception! LOL.
Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
The Dude abides... this joke.
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!
Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.
Remember me? I’m still laughing.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!