I’m “concentrating” on being more human.
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Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
Welcome to Earth! Enjoy the humor.
I just set this as my away message. Classic!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
Burninating the countryside with laughter!
*Boom* - there goes my brain!