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2004 Legacy: The 2004 New Year’s Eve

Why was the world so happy? Because the Red Sox were champions, the “Invincibles” were legendary, and we finally had a five-second delay to protect us from Janet’s wardrobe.

Part of the 54 Sports Jokes: The 2004 “Curse-Breakers & Olympic Glory” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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