Why was Gollum so obsessive? Because in 2002, he was the only celebrity who was honest about his relationship with a piece of jewelry.
Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Better than a headshot in Complex!
The last city on Earth loves this one!
What a feeling! (Being funny).
This joke is very shagadelic, man!
Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
I should make a game about this joke.
The history of humor in one post.