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2002 Vintage: Lord of the Rings (The Two Towers)

 Why was Gollum so obsessive? Because in 2002, he was the only celebrity who was honest about his relationship with a piece of jewelry.

Part of the 35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@N64_GoldenEye07/21/2005 19:18Better than a headshot in Complex!
@Sion_Partier12/11/2010 15:35The last city on Earth loves this one!
@Flashdance_What04/11/2010 05:08What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Shagadelic_9703/09/2001 14:38This joke is very shagadelic, man!
@Digg_Submitter_0508/18/2001 23:08Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Reddit_Original08/15/1997 17:19The front page of the internet... in 1999!
@Flash_Game_Dev07/15/2002 21:03I should make a game about this joke.
@Evolution_Dance01/28/2001 06:01The history of humor in one post.

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