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2024 Legacy: The “Turkish Shooter” at the Olympics

 Why was he so casual? Because Yusuf Dikeç won a silver medal with one hand in his pocket and zero fancy gear, becoming the official “Main Character” of the summer.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib & Brain Rot” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lion_King_Simba02/23/2004 16:46Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Msdos_Expert11/20/2002 23:23DIR /W /P... found the joke directory!
@Inkjet_Printers05/05/2004 01:45Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Fat_Bastard_Get06/26/1996 18:57Get in my belly! (The joke, I mean).
@Trololo_Man_7004/28/2008 21:16Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
@Grumpy_Cat_Real06/12/2001 03:27I laughed once. It was awful. (Just kidding, it’s gold).

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