2023 Archive: The Barbenheimer Standoff
Why did the high school assembly look like a glitch in a matrix? Because half the senior class showed up in neon pink rollerblading outfits,… Read More »2023 Archive: The Barbenheimer Standoff
2022 Archive: The Pearl Axe
Why Mia Goth? For a performance that proved you should never, ever tell a farm girl she doesn’t have the “star quality” to be a… Read More »2022 Archive: The Pearl Axe
2022 Legacy: The Rise of Generative AI (DALL-E 2)
Why were artists worried? Because we realized that a computer can draw a “Politician as a Penguin” better than we can, which was the only… Read More »2022 Legacy: The Rise of Generative AI (DALL-E 2)
2022 Vintage: The Garlic
I’m “breath-taking” (even without a mask). Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Wordle & Maverick Edition (2022) archive. Historically Verified
2022 Vintage: Best Dance/Electronic Album
Why Subconsciously? Because Black Coffee brought the spirit of South Africa to the global stage. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2022 “Silk Sonic… Read More »2022 Vintage: Best Dance/Electronic Album
2022 Vintage: The New Year’s 2023 Resolution
“My resolution is to spend less time on Twitter and more time wondering if Elon is going to charge me for breathing.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2022 Vintage: The New Year’s 2023 Resolution
2021 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Flash
A parishioner trying to discreetly check the time in a dark row of pews, only for his phone screen to flash at maximum brightness because… Read More »2021 Vintage: The FaceID Sanctuary Flash
2020 Legacy: The Theodore
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut, just leave the pizza on the porch! Part of the 44… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Theodore
2019 Archive: Joker Premiere
Why was everyone dancing on stairs? Because Joaquin Phoenix showed us that “society” is a very gray place, and we all spent the fall trying… Read More »2019 Archive: Joker Premiere
2019 Vintage: The Lab Rat (19 Edition)
Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Credit” study? Because the lawyers tried to “dispute the rating” of every other rat. Part of the… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Lab Rat (19 Edition)