Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Theodore. / Theodore who? / Theodore is shut, just leave the pizza on the porch!
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!