2000 Legacy: The Deus Ex Game

Why was the teen paranoid? He played the game on his laptop and was now convinced the airport security guard was a nanotech-enhanced cyborg.

🔥 Top 10: The Travel Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@WebSurfer_X10/18/2011 16:29Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!

@Mean_Girls_Regina10/14/1995 19:21Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Optical_Mouse_9910/29/2002 07:07I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Trinity_Matrix09/28/2006 02:47Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Blink_182_Mark12/02/2011 14:06What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!

@E_T_Phone_Home08/16/2000 18:03E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!