1996 Vintage: The Coffee

“I like my women like I like my 1996 coffee: Hot, strong, and not available at Starbucks yet.”

🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025

"We’re like the Fantastic Four!" "Because we have powers?" "No, ...read more »

"I'm stuck in a canon event!" "Is it the one where you forget ou...read more »

Q: What did the fish say when he hit the wall? A: Dam!read more »

Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass? A: You look d...read more »

"I'm doing 'Virtual Reality Boxing'!" "Did you win?" "No, I punc...read more »

In 2023, adult humor was divided between "Hi Barbie!" and "I am b...read more »

New Jedi Order: "I'm rebuilding the Order!" "Start by rebuilding ...read more »

"My AI assistant is my best friend!" "Does she understand you?" ...read more »

"We're going on a 'Staycation'!" "Is that because we love our ho...read more »

In 2017, adult humor was a mix of watching rich people fail and t...read more »

Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »

Q: What do you call bees that produce milk instead of honey? A: ...read more »

A modern horror story told in browser tabs.The scariest thing you...read more »

In 2006, adult humor was a mix of "Very Nice!" catchphrases and t...read more »

@Jurassic_Park_Fan09/21/1996 11:50Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.

@Dumb_And_Dumber11/25/2006 18:30So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?

@Legally_Blonde_Elle01/01/2005 17:02What, like it’s hard to be funny?

@Lord_Of_Rings_Sam10/26/2012 23:22I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!

@Student_Life_0107/29/2007 10:19Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.

@Celebrity_DM07/24/2014 23:06Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Animorphs_X08/02/2012 19:44I’m turning into a laughing hyena right now!

@Borat_Very_Nice08/30/2007 08:23Very nice! Great success!

@Futurama_Fry_M07/04/2012 04:09Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.