How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it.
Part of the 52 Classic Dad Jokes The 1998 “Pre-Millennium” Archive archive. Historically Verified
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What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Sofishticated.read more »
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Why do melons have weddings?
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
Idkfa... this joke is a total blast!
Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
If a joke is told in a forest... does it still get a LOL?
Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.
Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!