“My resolution is to spend less time on Twitter and more time wondering if Elon is going to charge me for breathing.”
Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2022 “Keep My Name Out Your Mouth” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
2025 Legacy: The GTA VI Trailer 2
"Lucia is so cool!" "If you spent as much time helping me as you...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Vision
"I can see the future!" "And?" "It involves a lot of subscriptio...read more »
2025 Classic: The Avatar 3 Mystery
"I'm heading to Pandora!" "The garden shed isn't a moon, Kevin. ...read more »
2025 Archive: The Blade Reboot Delay
"I'm a vampire hunter!" "You've been 'waiting for the right mome...read more »
A few months after his parents...
A few months after his parents were divorced, little Johnny passe...read more »
52 Adult Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Catch 'Em All & Reality Check” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between the internet and reality finally di...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2013 “Twerking & Frozen Hearts” Edition
In 2013, adult humor reached a new level of "What did I just watc...read more »
2025 Classic: The Superman
Legacy Suit: "I’m wearing the new Superman suit! It’s classic!" "...read more »
Q: What did the full glass...
Q: What did the full glass say to the empty glass?
A: You look d...read more »
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The Neighbor’s Grass
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2025 Legacy: The Apple Car Rumors (Again)
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Why did I get divorced? Well,...
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The Work Promotion
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
No viruses here, just good vibes.
Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!