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2019 Archive: Joker Premiere

 Why was everyone dancing on stairs? Because Joaquin Phoenix showed us that “society” is a very gray place, and we all spent the fall trying to decide if we should be impressed or very, very worried.

Part of the 34 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2019 “I Love You 3000 & Cybertruck” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander11/17/2008 07:52C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@OfficeWorker_9912/13/1997 17:03I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher06/25/2006 21:33I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Terminator_2_Fan12/31/2009 17:13Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@BackToFuture_M09/15/2011 10:54Great Scott! This joke is from the future!

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