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2022 Archive: The Pearl Axe

Why Mia Goth? For a performance that proved you should never, ever tell a farm girl she doesn’t have the “star quality” to be a dancer.

Part of the 38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2022 “Maverick’s G-Force, Elvis’s Voice & The Slap” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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36 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 2024 “Lisan al-Gaib, Anxiety & Dogpool” Edition
In 2024, Hollywood embraced the spectacle and the "Messy Multi-ve...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Argylle Twist
Why the cat bag? For a spy movie with so many twists that the aud...read more »
2023 Archive: The Saltburn Bathtub
Why Barry Keoghan? For a scene that made everyone in 2023 realize...read more »
2025 Classic: The Elio Space Trip
Why the delay? For a Pixar movie that reminded us that being the ...read more »
38 Hollywood & Acting Jokes: The 1996 “Show Me The Money, Aliens & Accents” Edition
In 1996, Hollywood was caught between the blockbuster boom and th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The John Wick Spinoff (Ballerina)
Why Ana de Armas? For proving that you can take down a whole room...read more »
2023 Archive: The Bottoms Fight Club
Why the high school? For a comedy that proved that the best way t...read more »
2023 Classic: The Past Lives Subway
Why the "In-Yun"? For a movie that made everyone text their middl...read more »

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Why the green? For a musical that spent $150 million to prove tha...read more »
2024 Classic: The 2024 Final Industry Vibe
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Zip_Drive_Owner04/11/2014 19:39Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
@Johnny_Bravo_Hoo08/14/2008 03:45Whoa, mama! You’re looking funny today.
@Frame_Set_Wizard12/06/2011 03:49I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@Futurama_Fry_M09/26/2015 21:17Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.
@iPhone_User_0704/29/2004 01:33There’s an app for that? No, just this site!

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