2019 Vintage: The Lab Rat (19 Edition)

Why did scientists use lawyers for a “Social Credit” study? Because the lawyers tried to “dispute the rating” of every other rat.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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@SimCity_Mayor08/23/2000 23:25Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Linux_Distro_User05/23/2005 22:03Compiled this from source. 10/10.

@Jackie_Brown_Fan07/06/2001 07:01Smooth joke, very smooth.

@G_I_Joe_Real11/15/2005 08:36And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.

@DMOZ_Volunteer02/23/2011 17:50Categorized under: Fun -> Jokes -> Classic.

@Cool_Story_Bro03/21/1999 09:22Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Wall_Post_Hero06/03/2014 13:16Posting this to my own wall right now!