A parishioner trying to discreetly check the time in a dark row of pews, only for his phone screen to flash at maximum brightness because the face-recognition system cannot identify him while he is wearing a face mask.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Could this joke BE any funnier?
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
Old school processing, new school laughs.
Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
Laughing at the security of my own ribs!