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2024 Legacy: The FaceID Sanctuary Lockout

A parishioner trying to discreetly check his notifications in a dark row of pews, only for his screen to flash at 100% brightness because the front-facing camera is frantically trying to identify his face in the dim lighting.

Part of the 37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
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2025 Vintage: The Neon Paper Financial Summary
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ChatRoom_Queen07/08/2014 23:37A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Kill_Bill_Bride06/15/2000 01:13I have unfinished business... with this laugh!
@E_T_Phone_Home05/16/2013 01:14E.T. phone home... to tell this joke!
@Dodgeball_Pat12/27/2011 23:55If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a bad joke.
@Arthur_Fist_Fan02/23/2007 08:24My fist is clenched... with joy!

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