2012 Legacy: The Radio
She hates “Indie Rock.” She says it sounds like “people who are sad about having to pay for their own hair gel.” Part of the… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Radio
2012 Archive: The “Don’t You Worry Child”
Swedish House Mafia is saying goodbye with the biggest drop of the year. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive.… Read More »2012 Archive: The “Don’t You Worry Child”
2012 Vintage: The Twilight Finale
“It’s finally over!” A guy cheers. The bartender says, “The vampires or the recession?” “Both!” Part of the 52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Twilight Finale
2012 Legacy: The Louis C.K. Moment
Why did he win for directing and writing? Because making a show for $200 and a ham sandwich is the peak of Hollywood efficiency. Part… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Louis C.K. Moment
2012 Vintage: The Elephant
I’ll “never” forget the year that didn’t end. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2012 Legacy: The “Want U Back” Cher Lloyd
That “ugh!” sound she makes is the official noise of 2012 annoyance. Part of the 77 Observational One-Liners: The 2012 End of Days archive. Historically… Read More »2012 Legacy: The “Want U Back” Cher Lloyd
2011 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
Why Jim Parsons? For his second win, proving that the “Big Bang” theory is actually just a theory about how to collect trophies. Part of… Read More »2011 Legacy: Outstanding Lead Actor (Comedy)
2010 Vintage: The Librarian
“Shhh! The darkness is the only quiet place left in this building.” Part of the 53 Light Bulb Jokes: 2010 – The Inception of the… Read More »2010 Vintage: The Librarian
2010 Classic: The iPad Battery Flex
“My iPad lasts for 10 hours!” “What do you do with all that time?” “I spend 9 hours explaining to people why I bought an iPad.”… Read More »2010 Classic: The iPad Battery Flex
2010 Archive: The Laptop “Chicklet” Keyboard
Why did it sound so quiet? Because the “Clicky-Clack” of the 90s was officially replaced by the “Tap-Tap” of the future. Part of the 83… Read More »2010 Archive: The Laptop “Chicklet” Keyboard