2006 Archive: The Iraq Study Group
Why was it called the “Baker-Hamilton” report? Because “The Book of Things We Should Have Done Three Years Ago” was already taken by every historian… Read More »2006 Archive: The Iraq Study Group
2005 Archive: The Bug
Why did the blonde use bug spray on her screen? She heard there was a “software bug.” Part of the 41 Classic Blonde Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Archive: The Bug
2005 Classic: The MySpace Code Error
Why did the student fail his basic HTML assignment? Because instead of coding the requested database table, he used the school computers to install a… Read More »2005 Classic: The MySpace Code Error
2005 Classic: The Batman Begins Fan
“It’s not who I am underneath, but what I screw in that defines me.” Part of the 65 Light Bulb Jokes: 2005 – The YouTube… Read More »2005 Classic: The Batman Begins Fan
2003 Vintage: White Chicks (Production)
Why were the Wayans brothers in makeup? Because in 2003, they realized that the only thing funnier than being themselves was being two blonde socialites… Read More »2003 Vintage: White Chicks (Production)
2003 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
It spiked when the doctor told me he’s moving to an ‘All-Cash’ model. Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Blood Pressure
2002 Classic: The End
I’m a finisher. I’m just “concluding.” Part of the 112 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Euro-Spider Edition (2002) archive. Historically Verified
2002 Classic: The “Low-Rise” Jeans Trend
Why was everyone so cold? Because fashion dictated that pants should sit three inches below the hip, which is not ideal for a blizzard. Part… Read More »2002 Classic: The “Low-Rise” Jeans Trend
2001 Legacy: Ocean’s Eleven
Why were there so many of them? Because in 2001, George Clooney realized that the only way to rob a casino was to bring every… Read More »2001 Legacy: Ocean’s Eleven
2001 Archive: The Startup Layoff
Why was the “Ping Pong” room empty? Because the company realized you can’t pay rent with “fun culture.” Part of the 79 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2001 Archive: The Startup Layoff