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2003 Legacy: The Blood Pressure

It spiked when the doctor told me he’s moving to an ‘All-Cash’ model.

Part of the 69 Doctor Jokes: The 2003 “SARS Scare & Digital Charts” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9904/09/2007 05:45Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@Msdos_Commander08/11/2008 12:39C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Simpson_Quotes07/19/2004 16:24D’oh! Why didn’t I think of that joke?
@Unix_Wizard07/05/2000 02:50sudo apt-get install more_jokes... Success!
@BitTorrent_0112/24/2013 12:05Seeding this joke for everyone else.
@Project_Mayhem06/22/2010 20:16Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
@Courage_Dog12/09/1998 07:56The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Footloose_Ren11/01/1998 00:22Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
@About_Dot_Com01/05/1995 12:07The human guide to online humor.
@Retweet_King05/07/1999 21:24RT if you think this is funny!

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