Why was it called the “Baker-Hamilton” report? Because “The Book of Things We Should Have Done Three Years Ago” was already taken by every historian in D.C.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2006 “Quails, Questions & Quagmires” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition
In 2025, the American Presidency felt less like a government and ...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Walz" Camo Hats
Why was the VP pick wearing hunting gear? To show that he’s a "Re...read more »
2024 Legacy: The McDonald's Fry Cook Stunt
Why did Trump work the drive-thru? To prove that he’s the only bi...read more »
34 Presidential Jokes: The 2017 “Alternative Facts & Covfefe” Edition
In 2017, the American Presidency moved from the "Hope" era to the...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Unity" Talk (Post-Election)
Why did everyone say it? Because "Unity" is the official language...read more »
2024 Archive: The June Debate Meltdown
Why was the first debate a 2024 turning point? Because it was the...read more »
2025 Archive: The "AI" Advisor
Why does the President have an AI assistant? To make sure that wh...read more »
35 Presidential Jokes: The 2010 “Shellacking & Social Media” Edition
In 2010, the "Change" became very real, and for the White House, ...read more »
38 Presidential Jokes: The 2022 “Red Ripples & Blue Checks” Edition
In 2022, the American Presidency was about "Staying the Course" w...read more »
2025 Archive: The "Tariff Tuesday"
Why did the President implement new taxes on imports every week? ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
34 Presidential Jokes: The 1995 “Saxophone & Solitaire” Edition
In 1995, the American Presidency was a mix of Southern charm, a b...read more »
2024 Legacy: The "Joe Biden in the Amazon" Trip
Why did he walk into the jungle? To show that even after the elec...read more »
2024 Archive: The "Eating the Dogs" Debate Line
Why was Springfield, Ohio in the news? Because "They’re eating th...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Hisp-pander-ing" Accusations
Why were both sides dancing to Latin music? Because in 2024, "Des...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
This joke is more stable than Windows 95!
Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Yeah dude! That was a crazy one!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
Dicks out for... jokes? (Too soon?).
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.