Why did the President implement new taxes on imports every week? To make sure that by the time you realize your coffee is $12, you’ve already been distracted by a new space launch.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Presidential Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The "Federal Reserve" Staredown
Why is the President looking at Jerome Powell? To see if "Interes...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Grok" Integration
Why is the government using Elon’s AI? Because "Grok" is the only...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "California" Fallout
Why is the White House ignoring the West Coast? Because the Presi...read more »
2024 Archive: The "White Dudes for Harris" Call
Why was it a thing? To prove that in 2024, even "Dudes" can find ...read more »
2024 Classic: The "Unity" Talk (Post-Election)
Why did everyone say it? Because "Unity" is the official language...read more »
2024 Archive: The Trump "Dancing" at Rallies
Why did he listen to Ave Maria for 40 minutes? To show that in 20...read more »
41 Presidential Jokes: The 2020 “Lockdowns & Zoom Legacies” Edition
In 2020, the American Presidency was broadcast from a socially di...read more »
37 Presidential Jokes: The 2011 “Zero Dark Thirty & Occupy Wall Street” Edition
In 2011, the American Presidency felt the weight of history and t...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Mass Deportations" Logistics
Why is the plan so controversial? Because in 2025, "Logistics" is...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Department of Energy" Rebrand
Why is it now the "Department of Power"? Because "Energy" sounds ...read more »
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2024 Archive: The Election Night Sweep
Why was the 2024 map so red? Because it turns out that "Inflation...read more »
2025 Classic: The "X" Phone
Why is the White House switching to a new smartphone? So the Pres...read more »
34 Presidential Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Incentives” Edition
In 2009, the American Presidency traded "Strategery" for "Hope," ...read more »
39 Presidential Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Buckets & Midterm Blues” Edition
In 2014, the American Presidency felt like an iPhone with a crack...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
Runs perfectly on my 486 machine.
Bureaucracy is boring, but this joke isn’t.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.