A blonde was watching a horror…
A blonde was watching a horror movie and kept covering her eyes. Her friend asked “Why are you watching if you’re scared?” She said “Because… Read More »A blonde was watching a horror…
2025 Archive: The Little Bee
What do you call a bee that’s an influencer? A “buzz-celebrity.” Part of the 61 Original Dad Jokes: The 2025 “Final Frontier” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2025 Archive: The Little Bee
2025 Archive: The “Tariff Tuesday”
Why did the President implement new taxes on imports every week? To make sure that by the time you realize your coffee is $12, you’ve… Read More »2025 Archive: The “Tariff Tuesday”
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for “Time spent explaining why their AI-soulmate doesn’t have standing to sue for emotional… Read More »2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
2025 Archive: The Neuralink Subpoena
Why did the lawyer subpoena the witness’s brain chip? Because “I don’t recall” doesn’t work when there’s a 2-terabyte log of your thoughts on a… Read More »2025 Archive: The Neuralink Subpoena
2024 Archive: The “Portal” (Dublin to NYC)
Why were the ghosts staring at a giant circular screen? Because they were trying to wave at the spirits in Ireland, but people kept showing… Read More »2024 Archive: The “Portal” (Dublin to NYC)
2024 Archive: The Bluey Final (The Sign)
“I’m emotionally devastated by a cartoon dog!” “Join the club. In 2024, Bluey is the only thing keeping our family’s sanity together.” Part of the 52 Adult… Read More »2024 Archive: The Bluey Final (The Sign)
2024 Legacy: The Fall Guy
Why was Ryan Gosling a stuntman? Because in 2024, Hollywood wanted to remind us that the people who actually get hit by cars in movies… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Fall Guy
2023 Archive: The Tomato
I’m “ketching” up with the latest version. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Vintage: The Melon
I’m “one” in a billion parameters. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified