2023 Archive: The Waiting Room
The magazines have been replaced by a single QR code that says, “Talk to our AI bot while you wait for a human who will… Read More »2023 Archive: The Waiting Room
2023 Classic: The “Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial”
Why was she only asking for one dollar? The “Mother of Wellness” gave a courtroom drama so “Goop-y” and stylish that it felt like a… Read More »2023 Classic: The “Gwyneth Paltrow Ski Trial”
2023 Legacy: The Coffee
I’m “brewing” some serious digital content. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: The Crypto Crash
I told her the market is “correcting.” She said, “I’m ‘correcting’ your access to the joint account.” Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021… Read More »2021 Classic: The Crypto Crash
2021 Classic: The “You’re Still on Mute” Award
Why did the employee get a trophy? For spending 10 minutes talking to a silent screen while his cat sat on the “Unmute” button. Part… Read More »2021 Classic: The “You’re Still on Mute” Award
2021 Classic: The Website
I’m “weaving” a digital identity in the Web3. Part of the 106 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Evergreen & Bernie’s Mittens Edition (2021) archive. Historically Verified
2021 Vintage: Dua Lipa’s “Future Nostalgia”
Why was she sparkling? Because her album was the only disco party we were allowed to attend for an entire year. Part of the 37… Read More »2021 Vintage: Dua Lipa’s “Future Nostalgia”
2021 Legacy: The “Brandon” Meme
Why did “Let’s Go Brandon” become a thing? Because in 2021, Americans decided that “Code Words” were the best way to handle a political argument… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Brandon” Meme
2021 Classic: Britney Spears is Free
Why were we all toasted to “Justice”? Because the #FreeBritney movement won, and we could finally listen to “Toxic” without feeling a deep sense of… Read More »2021 Classic: Britney Spears is Free
2020 Vintage: The Parasite Fan
They don’t change the bulb; they just realize there’s a whole other family living under the ladder. Part of the 56 Light Bulb Jokes: 2020… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Parasite Fan