I told her the market is “correcting.” She said, “I’m ‘correcting’ your access to the joint account.”
Part of the 60 Marriage Jokes: The 2021 “Vaccine & Crypto” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2000 Joke: Husband “Honey If I
Husband: “Honey, if I died, would you get married again?” Wife: “...read more »
The First Date Memory
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62 Marriage Jokes: The 2022 “Wordle & Multiverse” Edition
In 2022, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of not spoi...read more »
The Argument Winner
A tactical guide to winning every domestic debate.I always have t...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone & Halo 3” Edition
In 2007, marriage was about the high-stakes transition from "dumb...read more »
The Anniversary Gift
Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.For ou...read more »
A recent study has found that...
A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weig...read more »
60 Marriage Jokes: The 2014 “Ice Bucket & Interstellar” Edition
In 2014, marriage was about navigating the "Ice Bucket Challenge"...read more »
The Shopping Marathon
Survival of the fittest at the local shopping mall.I’ve been wait...read more »
64 Marriage Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & TikTok” Edition
In 2019, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of avoiding...read more »
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The Life Insurance
Thinking about the future, one policy at a time.My wife took out ...read more »
1997 Joke: Before Marriage A Man
Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about so...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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I am once again asking for your funniest jokes.
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