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The Anniversary Gift

Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.

For our anniversary, I got my wife a gym membership. She got me a divorce lawyer. It’s funny how different our ideas of “self-improvement” are.

🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Butler
 We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Uprising
 It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »

😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
 We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Wrap-up
 We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
 My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Lara_Croft_9602/24/2005 22:03Found a real treasure with this one.
@Hercules_Xena05/20/2005 16:14By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Gnutella_User06/12/1996 03:44Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Total_Recall_Fan05/01/2005 00:57Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
@Jackie_Brown_Fan10/03/1995 23:06Smooth joke, very smooth.
@Top_Gun_Maverick03/18/2004 04:58I feel the need... the need for comedy!
@Old_School_Frank01/09/2008 02:10We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
@Frame_Set_Wizard12/03/2000 22:33I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
@GL_HF_Runner07/06/2014 11:51Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!

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