Finding the perfect balance between romantic and practical.
For our anniversary, I got my wife a gym membership. She got me a divorce lawyer. It’s funny how different our ideas of “self-improvement” are.
🔥 Top 10: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2017 Joke: My Wife And I
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Butler
We got a bot to help with the chores. It refused to clean my off...read more »
2025 Archive: The Robot Vacuum Uprising
It sucked up my car keys and refused to give them back until I c...read more »
My wife and I were happy...
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.read more »
56 Marriage Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & AI” Edition
In 2023, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the "Bar...read more »
61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram & Inception” Edition
In 2010, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of sharing ...read more »
63 Marriage Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & FarmVille” Edition
In 2009, marriage was about navigating the "blue" obsession of&nb...read more »
“Some people ask the secret of...
“Some people ask the secret of Anthony’s long marriage. They take...read more »
59 Marriage Jokes: The 2008 “Iron Man & App Store” Edition
In 2008, marriage was about the high-stakes diplomacy of the hous...read more »
The New Dress
Navigating the most dangerous question in history.My wife asked i...read more »
😜 More from category: The Marriage Humor Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Meta-Marriage
We had a date in the Metaverse. I took her to a virtual beach. S...read more »
The Snoring Symphony
Nighttime melodies that only a spouse can truly appreciate.My wif...read more »
2025 Archive: The 2025 Wrap-up
We looked at our digital memories. 90% AI-generated, 10% us argu...read more »
2025 Archive: The AI Seductress
My husband is flirting with his OS. I told him her voice is just...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Found a real treasure with this one.
By the gods, this is a funny one!
Peer-to-peer laughing!
Get your ass to Mars! And take this joke!
Smooth joke, very smooth.
I feel the need... the need for comedy!
We’re going streaking! Through the jokes!
I love how this site uses frames! Very 1997.
Good Luck, Have Fun... and read jokes!
who writes these?? they are so creative in their stupidity lol.
wait, let me read that again… okay, now i got it. haha.
my girlfriend didnt laugh. i think shes broken. hahaha.