2020 Vintage: The Wine Stock
I told her we’re out of wine. She looked at me with the intensity of a thousand suns and said, “Fix it. Now.” Part of… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Wine Stock
2019 Vintage: The “UglyDolls” Logic
Why? For a movie about “imperfect” dolls that was a perfectly bad example of corporate tie-in filmmaking. Part of the 39 Razzie Awards Jokes: The… Read More »2019 Vintage: The “UglyDolls” Logic
2019 Classic: The Small Print
Why did the lawyer use “Baby Yoda Green” font? To make the fees look “cute and defenseless.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019… Read More »2019 Classic: The Small Print
2019 Classic: The 2019 Countdown
Why did the dad stay up late on New Year’s Eve 2019? Because he wanted to make sure 2020 had a “perfect vision” for his… Read More »2019 Classic: The 2019 Countdown
2019 Vintage: The Sam Fender Debut
Why the “Hypersonic Missiles”? For the “Geordie Springsteen” giving a voice to a generation of kids in small towns. Part of the 42 Musician &… Read More »2019 Vintage: The Sam Fender Debut
2018 Archive: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
Using a yellow wooden pencil to manually spin the plastic gears of an old country music tape that got mangled by the dashboard player’s teeth.… Read More »2018 Archive: The Cassette Ribbon Pencil Rescue
2018 Vintage: The “Great Pacific Garbage Patch” Cleanup
Why did we start cleaning the ocean? Because we realized that by 2050, there will be more plastic in the sea than fish—and plastic doesn’t… Read More »2018 Vintage: The “Great Pacific Garbage Patch” Cleanup
2018 Legacy: The TikTok (Musical.ly) Merger
Why was the backpacker filming himself for 15 seconds in the middle of a temple? Because TikTok officially launched globally, and “clout” was now more important than… Read More »2018 Legacy: The TikTok (Musical.ly) Merger
2018 Vintage: The Best Production Design
Why did the fish movie win? Because green tiles and water tanks are the new “Modern Chic.” Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2018… Read More »2018 Vintage: The Best Production Design
2017 Classic: The Justice League
A group of guys walk in. The bartender says, “You guys look expensive but somehow disappointing.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Classic: The Justice League