Why did the dad stay up late on New Year’s Eve 2019? Because he wanted to make sure 2020 had a “perfect vision” for his jokes.
Part of the 43 Original Dad Jokes: The 2019 “Old Town Road” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Dad Joke Archive (1995-2025)
Why did the man put his money in the blender?
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Because if they flew over the bay, we’d call them bagels.read more »
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No eye deer.read more »
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Kid: What’s that?
Dad: It’s a henweigh.
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He couldn’t see himself doing it.read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
Wrote this down with my stylus. Great!
P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
I love lamp. And I love this joke.
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.
Thanks for the donation and the joke!