2014 Classic: The Nightcrawler

A guy starts filming a bar fight. The bartender says, “If it bleeds, it leads… you right out the door.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

A musical misunderstanding with a furry twist.A guy walks into a ...read more »

A guy runs into the bar really fast and hits the wall.Part of th...read more »

A guy says, "My date looks exactly like a movie star!" The barte...read more »

The third guy is always the smartest.Two guys walk into a bar. Th...read more »

In 2019, the bar was the place to process the end of an era. Whet...read more »

Music theory humor for the harmoniously inclined.C, Eb, and G wal...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

In 2009, the bar was a place of high-concept escapism. If you wer...read more »

"You're not on the list." "I'm a premium member!" "My sensors in...read more »

In 2008, bar talk shifted from "look at my cool new app" to "look...read more »

In 2013, if you didn't take a picture with your drink, it was lik...read more »

In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »

@Dreamcast_Gamer02/15/2007 15:59Thinking is definitely funny today.

@Sid_Meier_Fan03/25/2012 21:58Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@Sixth_Sense_Cole10/23/2002 22:10I see funny people... everywhere!

@Wrestling_Nut09/07/2001 18:54Can you smell what the joke is cookin?!

@Double_Rainbow_G11/10/2004 23:15What does it mean?! It’s so funny!

@Web_Counter_9905/04/2001 23:41I’m visitor number 1,234,567! Lucky me!

@StrongBad_Mail05/23/2002 11:19I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Social_Media_G03/19/2012 03:00I’m going to poke you for this joke!