2017 Classic: The Justice League
A group of guys walk in. The bartender says, “You guys look expensive but somehow disappointing.” Part of the 51 Bar Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget… Read More »2017 Classic: The Justice League
2016 Archive: The Old Fashioned
The “Mad Men” era is over, but the drink is a permanent resident. Part of the 55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election”… Read More »2016 Archive: The Old Fashioned
2015 Classic: The Selfie Logic
“Does this make me look fat?” “No, the angle makes you look ‘Distorted’.” (I am now distorted from being hit with the selfie stick). Part… Read More »2015 Classic: The Selfie Logic
2014 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Shake It Off”
“Players gonna play, play, play…” “And husbands gonna stay, stay, stay on the couch until the football game is over.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Taylor Swift “Shake It Off”
2014 Classic: The Nightcrawler
A guy starts filming a bar fight. The bartender says, “If it bleeds, it leads… you right out the door.” Part of the 56 Bar… Read More »2014 Classic: The Nightcrawler
2013 Vintage: The Police
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Police. / Police who? / Police let me in! Part of the 40 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2013 Frozen… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Police
2013 Vintage: The Lance Armstrong Confession
Why was Oprah Winfrey the most feared woman in cycling? Because Lance finally admitted to the doping on her couch, confirming what we all suspected:… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Lance Armstrong Confession
2013 Classic: The Childish Gambino “Because the Internet”
Why the screenplay? For Donald Glover proving he was a multi-media genius who understood the digital world better than anyone. Part of the 42 Musician… Read More »2013 Classic: The Childish Gambino “Because the Internet”
2013 Legacy: The GTA V Launch
Why was the hotel lobby empty? Because every traveler stayed in their room to play Grand Theft Auto V, realizing that virtual Los Santos was more… Read More »2013 Legacy: The GTA V Launch
2012 Vintage: The Maggie Smith Absence
Why did she win again despite not being there? Because the Dowager Countess likely considered a flight to Los Angeles to be “terribly middle-class.” Part… Read More »2012 Vintage: The Maggie Smith Absence